Hey hey hey my homies. Whats happening?! Well its good to be able to talk to u all again. I haven’t talked to u since Wednesday i think. Sorry im not good at keeping track of the days ( I thought it was monday today). Well anyway as it says in the important dates page today im supposed to be creating a story or an interview. Well u all know the boss around this blog is Shugo, sense she is so great and is pretty much the creator of this blog, so I decided for the viewers out there I’d get to know our boss a little more.
Shugobabei: Umm are you sure that’s the safest thing you should be doing?
Dj88643: Don’t worry I’m an untrained professional. Just a little more and………..THERE! It’s all set!
(Dj built a stage just for interviews.)
Shugobabei: Why is there a christmas tree in here?
Dj88643: Q the theme music!
(music starts playing)
~Da da da, da da da, da da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Yeah!~
(audience claps? (there is no audience))
Dj88643: Welcome all to Friday Night Interviews! With ur host me! (for the time being)
Shugobabei: Dj what is all this?
Dj88643: It’s magic! No it’s a stage I built for the interviews that will take place every Friday! So lets get started. How old are u?
Shugobabei: I’m 16 years old
*spitty face*
Dj88643: What! Ur over 9000! Omg ladies and gentlemen give her a round of applause please!
(Audience screams and claps)
Shugobabei: Wait thats not what I-
Dj88643: On to question two. How often do u wax ur butthair?
Shugobabei: Wait what? I dont have butthair.
Dj88643: What everyday omg again please ladies and gentlemen another round of applause for this dedicated waxer!
(Audience screams and claps)
Shugobabei: I dont have bu-
Dj88643: Onto question three. How do u make a potato clock?
Shugobabei: How is that relevant to this conversation?
Dj88643: potatoes are yummy.
Shugobabei: Umm ok well i think u attach wires of some sort to it and-
Dj88643: Omg u rocket scientist audience one more time please!
(Audience screams and claps)
Shugobabei: I can se why pikes has so many restraining orders against you.
Dj88643: What do u mean by that?
Shugobabei: ur obnoxious. But I still love u.
Dj88643: And that concludes our interview this week. I hope u all enjoyed this and come back next week for another exciting interview!
~The Rift~